( [FILTERED TO KARKAT] )

WaTaRu aIn't

WaTaRu wEnT HoMe.
MoThErFuCkEr pRoBaBlY HaD LiKe aLl sOrTs oF ShIt tO ClEaR ThErE.
FuCkIn sHiTtOn oF ViOlInS To mAkE FoR PeEpS ThErE.
It's cOoL.
He'lL Be bAcK WhEn hE'S Up aNd dOnE.
I'M SuRe oF It!
ShIt, He aLwAyS CoMeS BaCk.
I'M SuRe iT WoN'T AlL Be tOo fUcKiN LoNg.
I'M SuRe |

[The SFC turns on, and for a moment there are only muffled sounds. Did it get turned on by accident? No, wait.]

-- motherfuck, can't be getting the motherfuckin' filter to fuckin' work[Gamzee's voice is rough and soft. He probably didn't mean for that to get picked up on. He also seems somewhat out of breath as he fiddles with the his communicator ( Read more... )

I GuEsS
I AiN'T GoT AnY OtHeR ShIt tO Be fRoNtIn
At yOu mOtHeRfUcKeRs eXcEpT
I'M ReAlLy fUcKiN SoRrY.
So mOtHeRfUcKiN SoRrY.
I DoNe uNdErStAnD If yOu mOtHeRfUcKeRs
AiN'T WaNtIn tO Be sPeAkIn tO Me aGaIn.
It's cOoL.
I'M GoNnA Be tRyIn mY FuCkInG HaRdEsT
To kEeP ThIs sHiT FrOm hApPeNiN AgAiN.
If yOu pEoPlE CaN DiG ThAt.

( more locked apologies to Vriska, Tavros, Nepeta, Terezi and Karkat. Also lots of troll text and images. )